Benn Eifert

Benn Eifert

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Founder, QVR Advisors; options/vol mechanics that drive covered-call/overlay ETFs

Seeking AI Grants for South Berkeley Community Law Pilot
SocialApr 22, 2026

Seeking AI Grants for South Berkeley Community Law Pilot

Hi my loves, quick return from twitter break A friend of mine is looking for assistance in locating AI-related grants that can be applied for to fund a pilot program in South Berkeley that serves as a public advocate and community-based...

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CEOs Chase AI Hype While Researchers Dismiss AGI
SocialApr 13, 2026

CEOs Chase AI Hype While Researchers Dismiss AGI

- CEOs of AI labs do not understand their technology at all, they're just salesmen - Corporate CEOs do not understand AI, they just chase hype and announce projects and deals - AI/ML researchers know AGI is nonsense - $2tn capex for slopcoding...

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Threats Won’t Stop Kids, They Cost Money
SocialApr 11, 2026

Threats Won’t Stop Kids, They Cost Money

Told my 10yo and my 5yo to stop hitting each other or I'd destroy their entire civilization. Now they are still fighting but I have to put a twenty dollar bill in a machine on their door to go into their...

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Seeking Crypto/Economics Connections for Friend’s Job
SocialApr 11, 2026

Seeking Crypto/Economics Connections for Friend’s Job

Happy Saturday my loves. If you're in crypto or economics can you please think about introductions or open roles you can help my friend out with, please 🖤 you want me to owe u favors its a good situation to...

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Nostalgic Regret Over Unfinished NES TMNT Quest
SocialApr 9, 2026

Nostalgic Regret Over Unfinished NES TMNT Quest

just thinking about how i never beat the original NES teenage mutant ninja turtles game, single tear running down my cheek

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Gandhi Blocks My Trade Pact in Civ 6
SocialApr 7, 2026

Gandhi Blocks My Trade Pact in Civ 6

Me when I'm playing Civ 6 and Ghandi refuses my mutual trade pact request https://t.co/yMHCE116WU

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Junior Quants Dress up AI Bots to Lure Investors
SocialApr 4, 2026

Junior Quants Dress up AI Bots to Lure Investors

AI trading assistant bots are written and deployed by junior quants at Jane Street to get you to bring them your money with a cute little bow on top

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Expanding Into Substack, TikTok, and Dance‑Infused Options Content
SocialApr 1, 2026

Expanding Into Substack, TikTok, and Dance‑Infused Options Content

Leaning into Google's convinction that I'm an investment content creator and starting a substack and a TikTok, long-form writing and video shorts with little dances illustrating options concepts coming soon, stay tuned 🖤

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Sam Altman Claims AGI Ready Within Two Weeks
SocialApr 1, 2026

Sam Altman Claims AGI Ready Within Two Weeks

Sam Altman definitely has your AGI ready to go, two weeks maximum, believe him, he's a super trustworthy guy https://t.co/CAYrSVKrvP

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Must‑Play RPG Worth Adding to Your Steam Wishlist
SocialMar 26, 2026

Must‑Play RPG Worth Adding to Your Steam Wishlist

If you love RPGs this should be on your Steam wishlist, trust me. Post screenshot and I'll say something nice to you (or something mean, if you prefer)

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Imp Ambush
SocialMar 20, 2026

Imp Ambush

Under the desk looking like an imp about to jump the Tarnished with mad bleed damage https://t.co/OpL4ITkgAL

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Urgent Call: Stop Now Before Angry
SocialMar 20, 2026

Urgent Call: Stop Now Before Angry

Assembling a team. We stop this right now, at any cost. Activists gonna find out what the angry 0DTE option mob can do

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Retail Traders
SocialMar 18, 2026

Retail Traders

That wealth transfer is from people who trades on platforms like Vlad's, to Vlad and his payment-for-order-flow partners and private equity bagholders

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