Harris Kupperman (Kuppy)

Harris Kupperman (Kuppy)

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CIO, Praetorian Capital; event-driven and fundamentals-based equity investing; author of Kuppy’s Korner.

Market Ignores Hormuz Shutdown; Datacenter Attacks Could Trigger Crash
SocialApr 5, 2026

Market Ignores Hormuz Shutdown; Datacenter Attacks Could Trigger Crash

Literally no one in the mkt seems to care that Hormuz has been shut for a month, but if they start hitting datacenters, we may finally crash…🤣

By Harris Kupperman (Kuppy)
Twine Brackets Offer Adjustable Support Over Rigid Stakes
SocialApr 3, 2026

Twine Brackets Offer Adjustable Support Over Rigid Stakes

Farmer question: Trying to open up the branch structure of an orange tree (pic 1). Trying bricks with twine as they allow me to adjust over time. Why is this better/worse than the stakes I used on my jackfruit...

By Harris Kupperman (Kuppy)
Take Profits, Surf, Then Re‑enter Before 3 Pm Rally
SocialApr 2, 2026

Take Profits, Surf, Then Re‑enter Before 3 Pm Rally

Probably should sell what I bought on the open for a fat gain, go surf for a few hours and come back to buy back in before the 3pm peace rally…

By Harris Kupperman (Kuppy)
Gold Surges as War De‑escalation Rumors Emerge
SocialMar 31, 2026

Gold Surges as War De‑escalation Rumors Emerge

Gold rallies on rumors of a potential off-ramp in a war. Markets never cease to surprise me…🤣🤣

By Harris Kupperman (Kuppy)
Trump Faces No‑Win Iran Standoff Threatening Global Economy
SocialMar 27, 2026

Trump Faces No‑Win Iran Standoff Threatening Global Economy

The important thing is that Trump is out of attractive options. Hormuz has to open, or the global economy dies. Iran won’t negotiate and ground wars are messy. Given the size and population of Iran, we likely need a force...

By Harris Kupperman (Kuppy)
Iran Hikes Oil Price, OPEC Cuts, Shipments Flow
SocialMar 17, 2026

Iran Hikes Oil Price, OPEC Cuts, Shipments Flow

The Iranians ramped the price of oil, forced OPEC to shut in a bunch of barrels, and are still shipping theirs with no issues… Seriously, tell me the boys at Vitol aren’t watching this move in awe…🤣

By Harris Kupperman (Kuppy)
Hormuz Closure Risks Boost Long Volatility Gains
SocialMar 15, 2026

Hormuz Closure Risks Boost Long Volatility Gains

They had all weekend to think something up. The best they could come up with is sailing into a turkey shoot… Think it’s time to accept the obvious. Hormuz opens when the Iranians want it to open. Only way Trump can...

By Harris Kupperman (Kuppy)
Distressed 9x‑levered PIK Bond Faces Buyer Vacuum
SocialMar 11, 2026

Distressed 9x‑levered PIK Bond Faces Buyer Vacuum

Just curious, but when you have an 11% PIK, cov-lite bond on a corporate that’s 9x levered, who’s the logical buyer when there is forced selling?? Like can this go from 99 offered to 10 bid in a single trade…??

By Harris Kupperman (Kuppy)