Sorry Jesus, but I hesitate to call any Friday on which my kids wake me before sunrise "good"
Me: Do you know how old l am? 5yo: A hundred? Me: *sigh* I'm 39. 5yo: Are you almost dead? Me: It's starting to feel like it.
Pretty sure when I got up on Saturday morning and watched six straight hours of cartoons, my parents didn't feel the half the guilt I do when my kids get up and do the same thing
10yo: (carrying not-quite-empty breakfast plate into kitchen) I’m done, my tummy hurts. Me: Okay. 10yo: Can I have a pickle? Me: What? I thought your tummy hurts? 10yo: Pickles aren’t food.
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