My 14 y/o daughter tried to turn on a hallway light but the bulb was burnt out so she stomped up to me and said, “Dude, the hall light has been out for days, change it already. I thought you were the man of the house,” but it’s ok because I’ll miss her when she moves out someday.
Drove my daughter to school this morning mostly in silence until we saw a lady speed walking, just flailing her arms around, looking a bit silly. We both looked at each other and chucked. Me: Nice technique. 14: You go, Queen. Love our...
Asked my 14 y/o daughter to please clean up the the mess she made in the kitchen and when I checked back with her later, she said, “Sorry, I didn’t clean the kitchen, Dad. I’m exhausted from school. Also, I...
Playing a round of mini-golf with my family and the first mistake I made was teaching my daughters about “mulligans.”
Putting the finishing touches on a sand castle that my daughters and I started and a grandpa-type dude walked by, stopped, came back and asked me if I had a permit for it. Me, without hesitation: Yes, sir, and all my...
Arrived in our vacation rental home and my 14 year-old daughter keeps questioning why some closets are locked. 14: That’s sus. What if the owners are just in there listening to us?
Dropped off my 14 year-old at practice and asked her, “when am I coming to get ya, coming to get ya, spitting out lyrics, homie?” Then I offered up a fist bump and she told me I was weird. She...
My 15 y/o daughter insists on making her own avocado toast because it takes the “gross taste” of the avocado out of it. I watched her and she used a fork to mash it up and spread it on the...
Asked our daughters to please fold the large pile of family laundry before our guests arrive tonight and *dramatic pause* you guessed it, they folded their laundry and left mine and my wife’s laundry in the pile.