Rocky Retrograde, Esq.

Rocky Retrograde, Esq.

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Employment‑law attorney; shares guidance on salary transparency, worker rights, and HR compliance.

Kash Patel's Defamation Case Dismissed for Lack of Claim
SocialApr 22, 2026

Kash Patel's Defamation Case Dismissed for Lack of Claim

By the way, Kash Patel’s OTHER defamation suit was just dismissed for failure to state a claim which basically means that even if EVRYTHING was true… he couldn’t possibly win the case because it just wasn’t defamation.

By Rocky Retrograde, Esq.
Artists' Rights: Legal Guide Against Police Harassment
SocialApr 13, 2026

Artists' Rights: Legal Guide Against Police Harassment

Artists tend to get harassed by the police a lot. The Afroman case is just one of a king string of examples. If you want to know how to leverage yiur rights as an artist and when you’re dealing with...

By Rocky Retrograde, Esq.
AI‑crafted Briefs Look Flawless; Handmade Ones Signal Authenticity
SocialApr 13, 2026

AI‑crafted Briefs Look Flawless; Handmade Ones Signal Authenticity

Using AI to make extremely polished brief with no typos and AI assisted legal argument citing cases you didn’t read. -weak -cowering -privileged -ineffectual -soft-penised Filing unpolished brief with argument you though of yourself and case law I actually read, with a typo in...

By Rocky Retrograde, Esq.
Independent Lawyer Battles Corporate Bullies and Police Misconduct
SocialApr 10, 2026

Independent Lawyer Battles Corporate Bullies and Police Misconduct

Morning: draft a letter to a corporation telling them if they want to bully my client they’re gonna go though me, and that’s going to be hard because they have no leg to stand on. Afternoon: watch bodycam footage prepping for...

By Rocky Retrograde, Esq.
Gorsuch Leads Majority, Alito Wants Birthright Citizenship Ended
SocialApr 2, 2026

Gorsuch Leads Majority, Alito Wants Birthright Citizenship Ended

Money on 8-1 ruling for birthright citizenship. Gorsuch gives majority opinion Alito gives concurrence but makes it clear that he WOULD get rid of it if he could but then he wouldn’t be a citizen either. Thomas writes lone unhinged dissent giving...

By Rocky Retrograde, Esq.
Overusing AI Makes Us Dependent, Weakens Skills
SocialMar 31, 2026

Overusing AI Makes Us Dependent, Weakens Skills

Yes, please go read this thread. Using AI all the time is like living your entire life in a mec suit. You’ll be able to lift and move and run extremely easy until you take the suit off. Then you’ll...

By Rocky Retrograde, Esq.
Irrelevant Officer Misconduct Won’t
SocialMar 30, 2026

Irrelevant Officer Misconduct Won’t

You are a CRAVATH senior partner in the petty misdemeanor defense department. Draft an air tight motion to dismiss my case permenantly on the grounds that the officer was a big fat jerk. Include that I was comitted the crime...

By Rocky Retrograde, Esq.
Question Your Trademark Attorney Over Failed Registrations
SocialMar 8, 2026

Question Your Trademark Attorney Over Failed Registrations

Other firms have asked me for help in responding to trademark office actions for trademark applications that literally should never have been submitted. Complete waste of money for the client. If you’re a client, you should ask your TM attorney...

By Rocky Retrograde, Esq.
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