Simon Holland

Simon Holland

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Widely followed dad-humor writer; quips on parenting, marriage, and modern dad life.

Cereal for Dinner? Kids Love It, No Guilt.
SocialApr 28, 2026

Cereal for Dinner? Kids Love It, No Guilt.

Don’t feel bad about having cereal for dinner, it’s literally your kids’ favorite thing you’ve cooked all month.

By Simon Holland
Lie About Eggs, Earn a Quick Nap
SocialApr 5, 2026

Lie About Eggs, Earn a Quick Nap

If you hide 48 eggs and tell your kids there are 50 you can get a little nap in.

By Simon Holland
Kids Fall for Elaborate April Fool's Prank
SocialApr 1, 2026

Kids Fall for Elaborate April Fool's Prank

How much setup do you do for April Fool's jokes? My kids have believed we were going to Disney World for spring break since Christmas lol.

By Simon Holland