The Urban Gentry

7 Reasons Why This Cartier Santos Galbee Is My Most Hated Watch

The video is a quick rundown of seven grievances the host has with the Cartier Santos Galbee, a square‑shaped, two‑tone luxury watch that he calls his most hated timepiece. He cites the case’s retro square silhouette, the quartz movement’s slimness, the 30 × 30 mm “Wall Street‑greed” size, the two‑tone finish, the steep secondary‑market price, the dated clasp that bites, and the cramped dial that makes reading the date difficult. Memorable lines include “hip to be square,” a nod to pop culture, “Wall Street greed is good size,” referencing Gordon Gekko, and “I wear it more as a piece of art,” underscoring the watch’s aesthetic over functionality. These criticisms highlight ongoing tensions between heritage design and modern practicality, signaling that collectors weigh both emotional appeal and usability when justifying premium price tags in the luxury watch sector.