Kids Say the Unexpected: Love Meets Random Word
my 6-year-old son: my favorite thing in the world is you [my heart explodes, a single tear rolls down my cheeks, decades of daddy issues cured in an instant, all of my flaws as a parent forgiven, angels singing from on high] my 6-year-old-son: tube
The Mummy: Bland, Misguided Horror Misunderstands Its Own Story
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy: don’t be fooled by the title, this is totally anonymous horror filmmaking. bland, mean but not in a fun way, and builds to an ending that totally misunderstands the movie. my review: https://t.co/ijwHxU1j64 https://t.co/YvwWr0iRtY
Join Me and David Lowery at Angelika Tonight
come see this with me and david lowery at the Angelika tonight (Thursday) at like 7:30 or whatever
Unexpectedly Loving Anne Hathaway’s Pseudo‑Religious Mother Mary Film
Mother Mary: the definition of "not for everyone," but i loved it. Anne Hathaway cosplaying as a pseudo-religious Annie Clark… my kind of movie. my review: https://t.co/jeYeBRut0K https://t.co/mxqZCdLuhw
Kids Fiercely Defend Ponyo's True Identity
my daughter gets SO mad when anyone calls Ponyo a goldfish. god help you if you call Ponyo a goldfish.
Alamo Drafthouse's Phone-Driven Experience Disappoints Me
finally had a chance to experience Alamo Drafthouse’s new phone-driven moviegoing experience and it’s safe to say I was not a fan.
Keanu Reeves Stumbles in Jonah Hill’s Bitter, Unfunny Drama
Outcome: Keanu Reeves plays a troubled star in Jonah Hill's spiteful & unfunny almost-movie about the pain of public opinion. at least there's a terrific one-scene Scorsese performance as a bitter child agent who works out of a bowling alley. my...
Faces of Death Outshines Scream with Clever, Unsettling Horror
Faces of Death (2026) is fantastic. the type of clever, self-aware, and deeply unsettling "how we live now" horror movie that should — but sadly won't — embarrass the Scream franchise out of existence. my review: https://t.co/Ro7US28dxf https://t.co/Vxb1zmU56R
Thin Drama, Sharp Satire on National Self‑Denial
The Drama: a bit thin as a “do you really want to know everything about your partner?” cringe-com, more effective as a (very) dark satire of living in a country that refuses to look at itself. My review: https://t.co/hfLYRzBexV https://t.co/zNqApb5TLx
Lapid’s ‘YES’ Turns Israeli Guilt Into On‑Screen Reckoning
"Y thought of the cloud of smoke enshrouding Gaza. The Israelis who grew up with the question ‘How could people live normally while perpetrating horror?’ have themselves become the answer" Nadav Lapid's YES opens friday. raw, incendiary cinema. my review https://t.co/PyQNvH6Ksb https://t.co/NFhPD08qR4
Fans Fear Chalamet's Next Film with Iñárritu
suddenly terrified that Chalamet might be about to make a movie with Alejandro González Iñárritu
RDJ and Evans Tease Avengers Doomsday’s Witty Banter
that RDJ / Chris Evans banter was a preview of the scintillating humor we can all expect from Avengers Doomsday
First 4DX Adventure with Son Makes Sirat Unforgettable
took my 6-year-old son to my first ever 4DX movie today, and suffice it to say that it was an incredible way to experience Sirat.