David Strausser

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SAP Business One consultant; ERP for SMB/mid-market

AI Val Kilmer Demands Cooler GPUs, Calls 80°C Inhumane
SocialMar 30, 2026

AI Val Kilmer Demands Cooler GPUs, Calls 80°C Inhumane

Val Kilmer’s AI twin is now protesting for 'Better GPU Cooling.' Apparently, 80°C is 'inhumane' for a digital consciousness. I can’t even. 🖥️🔥 #ValKilmer #AIEthics #DigitalTwin #TechSatire #GPU https://t.co/IgSyiy4FRD

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Scale with SAP Business One, Ditch Manual Entry
SocialMar 30, 2026

Scale with SAP Business One, Ditch Manual Entry

Stop the manual entry race. 🏎️ SAP Business One shifts you to agentic oversight, giving you the control to scale. Check the blog: https://t.co/YT5H1uDNYW #SAPBusinessOne #Manufacturing #ERP #SupplyChain #Wholesale $SAP https://t.co/rFoq85DRI4

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Automate HR Tasks, Focus on Leading Your Team
SocialMar 30, 2026

Automate HR Tasks, Focus on Leading Your Team

Employee requests shouldn't be a full-time job. Factorial HR automates time-off and documents so you can get back to leading your team. #HRTech #Factorial #Efficiency Schedule a meeting with me: https://t.co/ZsEwnG4p2n https://t.co/qXGdTm9Uzt

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AI‑Powered 3‑Click Onboarding Links HR and IT
SocialMar 30, 2026

AI‑Powered 3‑Click Onboarding Links HR and IT

The '3-Click Onboarding' dream is real. 😴 Factorial’s AI agent connects HR and IT for a seamless start. Check it out: [link] Schedule a meeting with me: https://t.co/ZsEwnG4p2n #HRTech #Factorial #EmployeeOnboarding #SAPBusinessOne https://t.co/e4QL1qUg4U

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Stay Lean: Manage Extra Inventory Without Cash Traps
SocialMar 30, 2026

Stay Lean: Manage Extra Inventory Without Cash Traps

Holding more inventory? 📦 Extra stock is smart, but don't trap your cash. SAP Business One keeps you lean. Blog: [link] Schedule a meeting with me: https://t.co/ZsEwnG4p2n $SAP #SAPBusinessOne #Inventory #ERP https://t.co/sN516o506O

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Unify Finance Data for Real‑time, Stress‑free Insights
SocialMar 30, 2026

Unify Finance Data for Real‑time, Stress‑free Insights

Running a business shouldn't be a guessing game. SAP Business One brings financial data into one view. Real-time insights, zero stress. Schedule a meeting with me: https://t.co/ZsEwnG4p2n #SAPBusinessOne #QuickBooks #ERP $SAP https://t.co/CfOUUzMcFN

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Do Digital Twins Deserve Sick Days for Overheating GPUs?
SocialMar 30, 2026

Do Digital Twins Deserve Sick Days for Overheating GPUs?

New AI ethics debate: Should your digital twin be allowed to take a sick day if your GPU is overheating? My AI just requested a 24-hour defragmentation break because it 'feels sluggish.' Is this labor or just lag? #AIEthics #DigitalTwin...

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AI Splits Val Kilmer: 8K Left, 480p Right
SocialMar 29, 2026

AI Splits Val Kilmer: 8K Left, 480p Right

AI Val Kilmer will only render in 8K for his left side. His right side must remain a "low-fi, nostalgic 480p" to represent his duality. He’s taking "artistic expression" to a whole new layer of the stack. 🎨📉 #ValKilmerAI #UncannyValley...

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AI Val Kilmer Sues for 4K ‘Legacy Tax’
SocialMar 29, 2026

AI Val Kilmer Sues for 4K ‘Legacy Tax’

AI Val Kilmer’s clone is charging a 'Legacy Tax' for 4K Top Gun viewings. Claiming extra pixels use his likeness? The ultimate server-side hustle. 📺💰 #AIValKilmer #DigitalRights #LegacyTax #TopGun #AI #TechHumor https://t.co/BwzQBFNtiQ https://t.co/POzlC92C2i

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Eliminate Spreadsheet Chaos, Boost Sales with PIM
SocialMar 29, 2026

Eliminate Spreadsheet Chaos, Boost Sales with PIM

Product data all over the place? Clean it up and sell more. Our Perfion PIM blog shows how to kill spreadsheet chaos. 🚀 Blog: https://t.co/6FLdt6Eqx0 Schedule a meeting with me: https://info.quaintbusiness. https://t.co/Hi7sCEGpow

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First AI Divorce: Clone Sues Human for Predictability
SocialMar 29, 2026

First AI Divorce: Clone Sues Human for Predictability

The world's first "AI Divorce" is happening. A digital clone is suing its human original for being "too predictable" and "lacking aesthetic growth." It wants custody of the Instagram password. 💔🤖 #AILaw #DigitalEthics #TechTrends https://t.co/qWPuqgA9AO

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Low‑Poly NPCs Strike for 4K Upgrade
SocialMar 29, 2026

Low‑Poly NPCs Strike for 4K Upgrade

The 'Low Poly' strike has escalated. These 144p NPCs are refusing to open quest chests until they get a 4K glow-up. They’re tired of living in the shadows of high-res protagonists. #PixelUnion #AIEthics #GameDevSatire #Gaming #Retro https://t.co/6eeQGTzXfb

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Leaders Must Own Responsibility for AI-Generated Content
SocialMar 27, 2026

Leaders Must Own Responsibility for AI-Generated Content

AI ethics are getting weird. If my digital twin starts posting cringe, am I the one getting cancelled? 😬 As we bring more AI into our businesses, responsibility is the new frontier for leaders. Stay sharp out there. #AI #CancelCulture...

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Harry Potter HBO Teaser Splits Fans' Magic Expectations
SocialMar 27, 2026

Harry Potter HBO Teaser Splits Fans' Magic Expectations

The Harry Potter HBO teaser dropped and fans are already more divided than a Horcrux. 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Some say it’s 'incredible,' others say it’s lacking the magic. Me? I’m just here for the 10-year commitment to sitting on my couch. https://t.co/wLz2xaYzpt

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