S&P
In 23 days, the S&P 500 lost 9.5%. Then in 11 days, it gained 10.7%. Crazy times
Bezos Earns $80k Salary, $1.6M Perks
Amazon still pays Jeff Bezos $80k in salary—plus $1.6 million for travel and security https://t.co/qpdf4anDZC

Caterpillar's $500 Share Gain Drives Dow's Rise
Over the last year, Caterpillar has added about $500 per share. That's a good part of the Dow's gain. https://t.co/JWW2PLLveG
Dishwasher Shortage Hits Restaurants Hard
Restaurants Are Finding It Harder Than Ever to Hire Someone to Wash the Dishes https://t.co/R6XyfN0sju
Democrats Push Regulator to Curb Offshore War Betting
I'm not trying to be provocative but I don't understand the desire for regulations here. "House Democrats call on federal regulator to crack down on offshore prediction market war bets" https://t.co/wrLAhrMp8i
Magnificent Seven Shed $1.1 Trillion in Market Value
"as of early April 2026, the Magnificent Seven giants have collectively lost $1.1 trillion in market cap." https://t.co/9cSOg8GBjC
Unemployment Hits Historic Low Since 1971‑1998
The current unemployment rate is lower than where it was every single month from 1971 to 1998. https://t.co/VAAexazBPH
Economy Thriving: Record Gains Amid Minimal Recession
The unemployment rate is 4.4%. This week’s ADP payroll report was better than expected. The retail sales report was also better than expected and the January report was revised higher. The ISM Manufacturing report was positive for the third month in a row,...

Stryker's 52‑week Low Signals a Buying Opportunity
Stryker hit a new 52-week low today. Going by the last 40 years, that means it's a buy. https://t.co/Dcwo43vFpe

S&P 500 Endures Its Worst Quarter in Four Years
This looks to be the worst quarter for the S&P 500 in nearly four years. https://t.co/k9hOEkNWoU

Gold's Buying Power on Oil Has G
18 years ago, an ounce of gold bought your 7 barrels of oil. Now it buys your 50 barrels. https://t.co/oEjSQkutLM
ABT Stock Slides, Yet 54-Year Dividend Streak Persists
If you're looking for a bargain, shares of ABT have been drifting downward. ABT has raised its dividend every year for the last 54 years in a row.
Healthcare Drives Job Growth, Outpacing National Gains
"Over the past year, the U.S. has added 156,000 jobs—but healthcare alone was responsible for 375,000 new jobs." https://t.co/85IevT4vGd
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New Substack going out this evening. Lots of good stuff. You can sign up here: https://t.co/7l5OFpkdOm
S&P 500 Nears Full Loss of Recent Gains
The S&P 500 is close to giving back all the gains of the last two days and reach another post-Thanksgiving closing low.