SwiftOnSecurity

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SwiftOnSecurity is a popular pseudonymous infosec personality who mixes genuine IT security advice with humor and memes to engage a broad audience.

Hoover Dam's Cheap Power Fuels Southwest's Emerging Society
SocialMay 3, 2026

Hoover Dam's Cheap Power Fuels Southwest's Emerging Society

1949 Hoover Dam documentary extols the prosperity flowing from, and civilization-defining role of, abundant cheap electrical power. "A new society is growing in the southwest." https://t.co/0DbiT2JuMx

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7‑Year‑Old Brother Printer Prints Perfectly After Storage
SocialApr 28, 2026

7‑Year‑Old Brother Printer Prints Perfectly After Storage

You know those Brother laser printers everyone tells you to buy? This one is 7 years old, has been in bubble wrap in storage for 2 years, and I've never touched the toner. Today I unwrapped it, plugged it in,...

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Kids Will only Value COD4 After Age Eleven
SocialApr 27, 2026

Kids Will only Value COD4 After Age Eleven

My kids are growing up on CoD 1-3 and they're only getting CoD4 when they can appreciate it when they're 11

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110V Charger Adequate for City Plug‑hybrid Commutes
SocialApr 24, 2026

110V Charger Adequate for City Plug‑hybrid Commutes

I got a plug-in hybrid recently and honestly the 110v charger is fine for jaunts around town.

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LLM Misdiagnoses Logs, Wastes Hours Without Human Oversight
SocialApr 17, 2026

LLM Misdiagnoses Logs, Wastes Hours Without Human Oversight

Was recently in a 20-person problem call. Someone used an LLM against one of the logs with possible sources of issue. It of course came up with a theory to justify the prompting. It was not that at all, but it...

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Rising Fuel Costs, Stagnant Ticket Prices Spark Airline Bankruptcies
SocialApr 16, 2026

Rising Fuel Costs, Stagnant Ticket Prices Spark Airline Bankruptcies

OK if fuel prices are going up why don't they just raise the ticket prices why are they going bankrupt.

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If You Worry About Windows Privilege Escalation, Your Security Fails
SocialApr 16, 2026

If You Worry About Windows Privilege Escalation, Your Security Fails

Repeat after me: Your security program is not good enough to have to worry about escalation of privilege on Windows

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Battery‑free Smartwatch Eliminates Charging Hassle Forever
SocialApr 14, 2026

Battery‑free Smartwatch Eliminates Charging Hassle Forever

My daily. It's smart enough to sync time and footsteps. I own the original Apple Watch and several generations of them. I'm done. I don't have to charge this thing for two years. There is no mental burden to own it....

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Why All Armies Share Similar Structures Through History
SocialApr 14, 2026

Why All Armies Share Similar Structures Through History

Why are militaries seemingly all structured similar? Who came up with this, its historical antecedents? Want to read more.

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Farewell to My Beloved HP LaserJet
SocialApr 6, 2026

Farewell to My Beloved HP LaserJet

I was so upset about a venerable HP LaserJet I was being made to retire I took a picture of it in the cart as I took it away. https://t.co/WSp2KRucih

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Florida Condos: A Teen's Warning of Shared Decay
SocialApr 5, 2026

Florida Condos: A Teen's Warning of Shared Decay

Distinctly thought as a teen watching some TV episode on Florida condos, "these seem like a collective maintenance time bomb."

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AI‑generated Ramblings Clutter Timelines with Metric‑driven Fluff
SocialApr 5, 2026

AI‑generated Ramblings Clutter Timelines with Metric‑driven Fluff

These overly long explanation posts about modern events read like AI slop. It would've taken an hour to write this and I've never seen anything like this until AI appeared. It's attention metric manipulation and it's obnoxious and filling my timeline....

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US Hardware Destroyed in Iran; Possible EP‑3 Link?
SocialApr 5, 2026

US Hardware Destroyed in Iran; Possible EP‑3 Link?

Shocked at completeness of destruction of stranded US military hardware in Iran. I would love to know this entails/influences of EP-3 incident?

By SwiftOnSecurity
Allowlisting CRLs in Plants: Ongoing, Working Fine
SocialApr 5, 2026

Allowlisting CRLs in Plants: Ongoing, Working Fine

I went through a process to allowlist CRLs in our plants. It's not complete but it's been fine.

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