Tesla Nears 1.5 Million Paid Self‑Driving Users
By the end of the month Tesla will probably have around 1.5 million paid self-driving users
Model Ready for Driverless Parking with 90% Success
Banish capabilities are already in the model. They will turn on the UI to do it driverlessly as soon as they nail parking on FSD (Supervised) Meaning it can successfully find a spot more than 90%+ of the time
Google Launches $80B Share Sale to Join AI IPO Frenzy
Google, not wanting to be left out of the fun of the SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI IPOs, has announced that it will be raising $80 billion by selling new shares.
Tesla Now Parks Itself at The Grove with One Tap
Imagine if your car could drive you to The Grove and find parking with just one tap. Every new Tesla (even the cheapest base model) can do this today. https://t.co/gBn2EW4JcH
Self‑driving Car Ownership Reshapes City and National Ties
Having a personally owned self-driving car changes your relationship with your city and your country

Gemini AI Now Recommends YouTube Video Ideas
Google's Gemini AI suggested these as some videos I should make (this is a feature built into YouTube) https://t.co/gfw4BrnKM4

Tesla Pending Orders Now Visible on FSD Database Profiles
You can now view pending Tesla vehicle orders on a user's @fsd_database profile page https://t.co/YK9Bn7vpaH
Startup Valued Over $10B in OpenAI Credits
i’ll have you know my startup has recently been valued at more than $10 billion in OpenAI API credits

Summon Fails in Tight Garage Due to Camera Block
Summon has been instrumental for us is pulling our Teslas out of our tight garage where we physically can’t get into the car. But on last few updates it says “Cameras may be blocked” and doesn’t let us use summon....
Tesla's 14.3.3 Self-Driving Nabs Spot in Crowded Lot
Tesla Self-Driving 14.3.3 did a great job of grabbing a parking spot that just opened up in a crowded lot https://t.co/3sqbLMvp8c

SpaceX Launches Actual Cloud Computing Above Earth
Introducing the SpaceX Literal Cloud Finally, cloud computing that is actually taking place miles above your head https://t.co/Djft4IFsk1
Space: Humanity’s Endless Frontier for Unbounded Innovation
I think SpaceX looks cheap at $2 trillion to be honest. Humanity needs a frontier. The American west, and my home state California, used to be that frontier. People came here to escape the ossifying society and culture of the...

Excited for Tesla’s New Self‑Driving Brain on Movie Night
going in to see this movie. my car will be downloading and installing a new brain while i’m watching it excited to have Tesla Self-Driving 14.3.3 drive me home https://t.co/yX0cpvCHzU
China FSD Approval: Tesla's Top Financial Catalyst 2024
Approval of FSD in China is the most financially material event of the year for $TSLA

Recovered 5 Lost Bitcoin Using Claude Code
this is insane. Dude was able to get 5 bitcoin that he lost recovered using claude code https://t.co/mBCvPRrhh1