Musk Sees Autonomy as Key to Long‑term Sales Growth
What Musk realizes that you haven’t yet is that autonomy is the only thing that matters for sales growth medium to long term
Tiny Reliability Gains Unlock Fully Autonomous Tesla Driving
The improvement in 14.3 is actually pretty noticeable (for people who drive FSD a lot like me), but just because you can’t see an upgrade doesn’t mean it’s not important As we go from 99.999% reliability to 99.9999% reliability, you...
Riders Care About Wait Times, Not Car Count
The number of cars is actually irrelevant. The metric to actually watch is wait time and price. That’s what matters to riders.
Tesla's Business Grows Even When Stock Dips
On green days and red days alike, the value of Tesla’s business is increasing. For example, this week the stock was red almost every day. But the value of the business as FSD expanded to the EU went up immensely. As a...
Only the Clueless Chase Fair‑weather Stocks; Buy S&P 500
The fair weather fans are some of the world’s dumbest investors. If you can’t figure out how to make money on a stock like this, you should probably quit stock picking forever and buy an S&P 500 index fund. https://t.co/NhrMHGO8VP
Tesla's Self-Driving Debuts in EU via Netherlands
Tesla Self-Driving is rolling out in the Netherlands now — the first time it has been available in the EU
Tesla Could Bring Driverless Robotaxis to Europe
Europe doesn’t have driverless car services like we do here in the U.S. They have never seen anything close to FSD before on their local roads Hopefully Tesla can follow this up with a Robotaxi service in the Netherlands
RDW Claims Tesla’s Driver Monitoring Makes It Safest System
“Due to the continuous strict monitoring of the driver in the vehicle, the system is safer than other driver assistance systems. We have thoroughly researched and checked this system, more than a year and a half” — RDW on Tesla...
EU FSD Goes Hands‑Free, Drivers Must Stay Ready
“The hands do not have to be on the steering wheel but should be able to take over the steering wheel immediately if necessary” — RDW, confirming FSD Europe will be hands free
Proper Use of Driver System Boosts Road Safety
“The proper use of this driver's system makes a positive contribution to road safety” — RDW on FSD
Driver Assistance System Cleared for Netherlands, EU Expansion Pending
“Due to the type approval, the driver's assistance system can now be used in the Netherlands, with possible later expansion for all member states of the European Union” — RDW
Europeans Stunned by Leap From Basic Autopilot to FSD 14
Europeans heads are going to explode when they go from Basic Autopilot to FSD 14
Top Beta Testers Drive Exceptional FSD 14.3 Results
David and Scott have been doing some of the best FSD 14.3 testing We really have an amazing group of early access beta testers
RWD Teslas Offer Smoother Ride Thanks to Light Front
I’ve noticed RWD Teslas have a really nice ride. Maybe because of less weight from the front motor
Top Ten Users Near Perfect Self-Driving Scores
Highest self-driving percentage on @fsd_database this week 1. @VangeloMedia — 100% 2. @GregMcFarland16 — 100% 3. @drewinnovations — 100% 4. @MstrHappyJustin — 99.9% 5. @A_pad91 — 99.9% 6. @LandonoftheWest — 99.8% 7. Brandon P — 99.8% 8. Tom Kelly — 99.8% 9. @4JimLee — 99.8% 10. @wholemars — 99.7%
Ultra-Powerful Vulnerability Model Reserved for Intelligence Agencies
We’ve created a model that we think could find and fix all the vulnerabilities in your application. You can’t have it. A model this powerful should only be used by the CIA and NSA to exploit your services.
Tesla's Self-Driving 14.3 Silences AI Skeptics
After Tesla Self-Driving 14.3, if you're still doubting the @Tesla_AI team I question your intelligence https://t.co/l5oIee1O0L
FSD 14.3 Beats Humans; Regulation, Not Tech, Limits Deployment
Unsupervised is purely a legal / regulatory issue at this point. FSD 14.3 is already above human performance in most major metros
Tesla Went From Zero to Fully Driverless in a Year
And one year ago Tesla had 0 driverless cars. 9 months ago they had 11 cars in Austin driverless with a supervisor in the front seat Now they’re fully driverless. Guess what happens next?
Tesla's FSD 14.3 Proves Reliable Driverless Robotaxis
FSD 14.2 is incredibly good FSD 14.3 is even better, and just as reliable They’re deploying fully driverless Robotaxis in Austin You can try and convince me this is all a failure, but that doesn’t match up with what I...
Regulators Blocking FSD: Direct Your Anger at Them
you should channel your anger towards your regulators. They are the ones preventing you from using FSD, Tesla wants you to have it.
Elon's Missed Timelines Inspire Better Self‑driving Cars
Everybody makes fun of Elon for his “timelines”, but my car can drive itself perfectly and there’s no other car I can buy that does anything close. Maybe other automakers should start setting timelines like Elon. They might accidentally get...
FSD Evolves Beyond Robotaxis; Updates Keep Coming
People will literally get mad about anything 😂 14.3 is already starting to ship. There will be an FSD 15, FSD 16, FSD 17, and FSD 18. Just because they’ve started deploying driverless Robotaxis doesn’t mean improvement stops.
Similar Market Caps Imply a 50/50 Merger
Nonsense. The market caps are roughly the same, they would likely be merged 50 / 50 unless their public valuations are dramatically off.
Tesla 14.3 Self-Driving Impressively Polished, Beats 14.2
I was worried early builds of Tesla Self-Driving 14.3 would be a step back, but I'm glad to see that's not the case. This is one of the most polished pre-release builds I've ever seen. Everything you love about 14.2...
Early Access Build 14.3: Polished, Few Regressions, Ignore Hype
I’m not seeing a lot of regressions in 14.3. People forget that they send pre-release versions to early access for a reason. There has never been a build send out to Early Access that was just perfect. As far as...
Adam Back Refutes NYT Claim He's Bitcoin's Creator
Adam Back denies being Satoshi Nakamoto after a New York Times piece from @JohnCarreyrou named him as Bitcoin’s creator
FSD 14.3 Halts at Destination, Skips Parking
Instead of parking, FSD 14.3 randomly just stopped at the destination pin. Perhaps this had something to do with the two valets standing in the street, but idk. https://t.co/BkllMsXxb6
Tesla Autopilot Shows Unexplained Red Hands, Odd Behaviors
Tesla Self-Driving threw up red hands for no good reason and exhibited some other strange behaviors on this drive in Los Angeles https://t.co/DlhmeXUZ3T
Tesla's 14.3: Humanlike Self-Driving Saves Your Time
Introducing Tesla Self-Driving 14.3: Self-Driving that doesn't waste your time The most humanlike self-driving you've ever experienced https://t.co/oGeokakWBg
Tesla’s 14.3 Update Feels Remarkably Humanlike
Tesla Self-Driving 14.3 is really sick. My gf likes it too. “I usually don’t notice much difference between updates but I can feel this is different right away. The way it stops at stop signs, the confidence… it feels more...
Stay Alert on Tesla Autopilot—Coffee Helps
Please make sure to stay awake when using Tesla Self-Driving. Drink some coffee if you have to
Paid FSD Users Can Gift a Free Month to Others
Another idea to increase FSD adoption. Allow every paid FSD user to give a free one month gift subscription to another Tesla owner 1. You can only gift someone once, but you can gift a new person every month if...
Try FSD for 1,000 Miles, Not 30 Days
Send everyone an FSD free trial with 14.2 But don’t make it a 30 day trial. Make it a 1,000 mile trial. It expires after you’ve actually used it.
One-Third of Robotaxi Trips Run Unsupervised, Data Shows
One third of Robotaxi rides reported to @RtaxiTracker in the last week were unsupervised https://t.co/Vt2ZqPuLZj
Tesla Short Sellers Profit by Exploiting Hype, Not Fundamentals
Btw, the Tesla shorts are some of the most brilliant investors, traders, and hedge fund managers out there. People like Jim Chanos who predicted the fall of Enron. They are sharks. When they see the $TSLA cucks screaming and crying...
Waymo’s Slow Build Shows Robotaxi Success Takes Time
Waymo started in 2009. They did a whole lot of nothing for many years before they were able to scale to this level. The way they scaled makes Robotaxi look fast. $TSLA cucks would be wise to learn from this.
AI Automation Will Demand Massive Compute and Investment
Calculate how many tokens it would take to completely automate your job. Now multiply that by the global labor force. Then forecast the labor force expansion from years of double digit GDP growth. Finally, as inference becomes a trillion dollar...
Musk’s Mega‑IPO Likely Boosts Tesla, Not Hurts It
It’s funny to me that the bears have managed to convince people that Musk doing the largest IPO of all time, becoming a trillionaire, and raising $75 billion for SpaceX / xAI would somehow be bad for Tesla. Musk cannot...
NYC’s 130k Taxis Dwarf Waymo’s National Fleet
There are 130,000 taxis in New York City alone. That’s 43 times more vehicles than Waymo has in the entire country. https://t.co/1Re5k8pe7s
Taxi Workers Assert Their Experience Beats Waymo’s Underestimation
“Waymo is underestimating us. We are organized, and we have battle scars to remind us of lessons” — New York Taxi Workers Alliance Executive Director Bhairavi Desai
Union Power Stalls NYC Subway Automation Promises
“The 1960s version of Abundance bros was saying, ‘It’s inevitable that there will be fully automated operation of the New York City subway. Forward flash 60 freaking years, and there’s still a two-person train crew on the subway cars in...
Used EVs Match Gas Prices, Save on Running Costs
Average price of a used EV in the US? $34,821 Average price of a used gas car? $33,487 Essentially at price parity, with much lower operating costs when you factor in fuel and maintenance savings.
Show Off Your Tesla FSD, Get Endless Thanks
Show your friends and family your Tesla & FSD They will never stop thanking you
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Here's a history of JP Morgan analyst Ryan Brinkman's price targets on $TSLA In August 2018, he predicted that Tesla's share price would fall from $20.53 to $13. This made big headlines at the time. Today the share price is 15x higher....
J.P. Morgan Sets $145 Target for Tesla
This is the J.P. Morgan analyst who just put a $145 price target on $TSLA btw https://t.co/4MYZZS8Zsm
AI Safety Will Curb Crashes; Convenience Drives Driverless Adoption
Hopefully never. AI active safety features should hopefully make it nearly impossible for humans to crash while driving manually too. Convenience and saving on insurance, not a dystopian ban on driving, will be the incentive to move to a fully...