AI trading assistant bots are written and deployed by junior quants at Jane Street to get you to bring them your money with a cute little bow on top
Leaning into Google's convinction that I'm an investment content creator and starting a substack and a TikTok, long-form writing and video shorts with little dances illustrating options concepts coming soon, stay tuned 🖤

Sam Altman definitely has your AGI ready to go, two weeks maximum, believe him, he's a super trustworthy guy https://t.co/CAYrSVKrvP
If you love RPGs this should be on your Steam wishlist, trust me. Post screenshot and I'll say something nice to you (or something mean, if you prefer)

Under the desk looking like an imp about to jump the Tarnished with mad bleed damage https://t.co/OpL4ITkgAL
Assembling a team. We stop this right now, at any cost. Activists gonna find out what the angry 0DTE option mob can do
That wealth transfer is from people who trades on platforms like Vlad's, to Vlad and his payment-for-order-flow partners and private equity bagholders