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Trump Makes History With Near-Record Energy Cost Surge
NewsApr 10, 2026

Trump Makes History With Near-Record Energy Cost Surge

U.S. headline inflation surged in March 2026, driven by a sharp rise in oil prices that lifted the all‑items CPI to its highest level since June 2022. Gasoline prices in Southern California peaked at $6.79 per gallon, a local record...

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Cursed
NewsApr 9, 2026

Cursed

The piece is a reflective personal essay in which the author recounts a near‑death experience, an immigrant upbringing, and a lifelong search for meaning. It weaves memories of a Mexican‑born family that sold everything to chase the American Dream, the...

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Fed’s Favored Inflation Measure Warm Again. GDI Rescues Q4 Growth
NewsApr 9, 2026

Fed’s Favored Inflation Measure Warm Again. GDI Rescues Q4 Growth

The core personal consumption expenditures (PCE) price index rose 0.4% month‑over‑month in February, an unrounded 0.367% increase that marks a third consecutive warm reading on the Federal Reserve’s preferred inflation gauge. Economists had expected another elevated figure, underscoring persistent price...

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Lebanon As Linchpin
NewsApr 9, 2026

Lebanon As Linchpin

Israel re‑occupied southern Lebanon this month, demolishing several bridges over the Litani River, a move that echoes its tactics in Gaza and raises fears of broader regional escalation. The conflict has pushed physical Brent crude up, with a $22 premium...

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Iran’s MIA Uranium And A ‘Beautiful Thing’
NewsApr 8, 2026

Iran’s MIA Uranium And A ‘Beautiful Thing’

U.S. war czar Pete Hegseth warned that any attempt to seize Iran’s underground uranium stockpiles would be a complex, high‑risk operation. He highlighted the logistical hurdles of establishing an airstrip, deploying heavy excavation gear, and holding fortified sites such as...

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Mechanical Stock-Buying In Play On ‘Face-Ripper’ Rally
NewsApr 8, 2026

Mechanical Stock-Buying In Play On ‘Face-Ripper’ Rally

Mechanical trading models are poised to re‑enter equity markets after a sharp volatility collapse sparked a mid‑week rally. Systematic funds, especially trend‑following CTAs, cut exposure during recent market stress and now face a re‑leveraging opportunity. Nomura estimates these managers could...

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Iran War Photobombs Key Services Sector Snapshot
NewsApr 6, 2026

Iran War Photobombs Key Services Sector Snapshot

The article warns that the ongoing Iran conflict is reshaping financial reporting and outlooks for the U.S. services sector. It notes that 1Q earnings guidance across S&P 500 companies has reached a five‑year high, but uncertainty looms for 2Q as geopolitical...

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Doomsday Deadline
NewsApr 6, 2026

Doomsday Deadline

The article is a satirical commentary that intertwines criticism of former President Donald Trump with a discussion of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) and the rationale for continued U.S. involvement in the region. It highlights Ibrahim Zolfaghari’s role as...

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Team 6 Mythos Grows In Wild Airman Rescue
NewsApr 5, 2026

Team 6 Mythos Grows In Wild Airman Rescue

Team 6 Mythos, a specialized combat‑search‑and‑rescue unit, successfully extracted an Air Force F‑15E pilot who crashed in remote wilderness on April 5, 2026. The operation was launched within minutes of the incident and concluded in under two hours, leveraging UAV surveillance, satellite...

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US Jobs Report Is Barnburner. Too Bad It’s Stale.
NewsApr 3, 2026

US Jobs Report Is Barnburner. Too Bad It’s Stale.

U.S. nonfarm payrolls jumped dramatically in March, reversing a sharp decline seen in February, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The surge was driven largely by returning healthcare workers and a hiring wave in transportation and courier services. While...

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Anyone Hiring?
NewsApr 2, 2026

Anyone Hiring?

Revelio Labs released an alternative hiring impulse metric for the United States, estimating that the economy added fewer than 20,000 jobs on a net basis. The figure was published ahead of the official Good Friday Bureau of Labor Statistics employment...

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Key Factory Price Gauge Goes Vertical Amid War, Tariffs
NewsApr 1, 2026

Key Factory Price Gauge Goes Vertical Amid War, Tariffs

The ISM manufacturing price index surged into expansion territory for the third month in a row, marking its strongest performance in three years. The jump was driven by heightened commodity costs linked to the Ukraine‑Russia conflict and new tariffs on...

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Americans Were Back To Shopping On Eve Of Iran War
NewsApr 1, 2026

Americans Were Back To Shopping On Eve Of Iran War

U.S. retail sales rose 0.6% in the latest Census Bureau report, indicating solid nominal spending on the eve of the looming Iran conflict. Despite an overall price level that is roughly 30% higher than at the start of the decade,...

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Some Folks Were Hired. Allegedly.
NewsApr 1, 2026

Some Folks Were Hired. Allegedly.

The ADP National Employment Report showed the U.S. private sector added 62,000 jobs in March, well above the 40,000 consensus estimate. Economists had forecast a modest gain, making the actual figure 22,000 higher than expected. The prior month’s ADP data...

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Real US Housing Wealth Continues To Shrink
NewsMar 31, 2026

Real US Housing Wealth Continues To Shrink

US home prices continued to fall in real terms, with the Case‑Shiller 20‑City Index posting only a 1.2% year‑over‑year gain in January, the slowest since July 2023. The broader National Index rose just 0.9% YoY, lagging the 2.4% headline CPI...

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US Hiring Rate Dives To 15-Year Low
NewsMar 31, 2026

US Hiring Rate Dives To 15-Year Low

The U.S. hiring rate has slipped to a 15‑year low, the weakest since 2009. For the eighth straight month, unemployed workers outnumbered available job openings, indicating a shift from the previously tight labor market. Monthly hires fell to roughly 150,000,...

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American Consumers Hang On, But ‘Skew Towards Pessimism’
NewsMar 31, 2026

American Consumers Hang On, But ‘Skew Towards Pessimism’

U.S. consumer confidence rose in March, with the Conference Board index climbing to 102 and the University of Michigan sentiment index edging up to 71.5. Despite the improvement, the surveys reveal a lingering pessimism about future economic conditions, as expectations...

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Can America’s Teetering Jobs Market Avoid Back-To-Back Losses?
NewsMar 29, 2026

Can America’s Teetering Jobs Market Avoid Back-To-Back Losses?

Traders are eyeing the upcoming U.S. jobs report amid a fragile labor market that could see consecutive weekly losses. Recent data show hiring slowing while unemployment hovers near historic lows, raising concerns about momentum. However, asset price swings are being...

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Weekly: The Ghalibaf Question
NewsMar 27, 2026

Weekly: The Ghalibaf Question

An AI analysis of the 27‑year‑old signatory list to former President Khatami reveals that many of Iran’s senior IRGC and political figures have been killed in recent Israeli airstrikes and a U.S. drone strike. The review confirms the deaths of...

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Double-Barreled War Risk Bombs Household Mood
NewsMar 27, 2026

Double-Barreled War Risk Bombs Household Mood

U.S. consumer confidence slipped sharply in March as the Michigan sentiment index was revised down to 53.3, a six‑percent decline from February and the lowest reading recorded in 2026. The drop reflects heightened anxiety over the war‑induced surge in gasoline...

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Home-Deal Cancelations Keep Hitting Records
NewsMar 26, 2026

Home-Deal Cancelations Keep Hitting Records

Home‑deal cancellations in the United States have surged to record levels, according to recent market data released March 26, 2026. The spike follows a year of rising mortgage rates, tighter credit standards, and lingering inflation concerns that have eroded buyer confidence. Cancelled...

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Israel Kills IRGC Navy Boss Tangsiri
NewsMar 26, 2026

Israel Kills IRGC Navy Boss Tangsiri

Israel announced on March 26, 2026 that it had killed Alireza Tangsiri, the senior commander of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) navy. The strike, reportedly carried out by an unmanned aerial system, marks the first confirmed elimination of a high‑ranking IRGC...

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VaR Is Hell
NewsMar 25, 2026

VaR Is Hell

The article argues that current market volatility may be overstated in risk metrics like Value‑at‑Risk (VaR), noting that deleveraging can occur even when volatility isn’t rising because trailing realized volatility is still “averaging up” after a multi‑year low‑vol period. It...

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Buy Now Or Forever Hold Your Lease
NewsMar 25, 2026

Buy Now Or Forever Hold Your Lease

The author reflects on a sharp turn in the U.S. housing market, noting that after selling their longtime home at a profit two years ago, conditions have become far more challenging for sellers. New listings are drawing unusually high foot...

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War Dashes Spring Home Hopes For American Renters
NewsMar 25, 2026

War Dashes Spring Home Hopes For American Renters

The escalating war with Iran is hitting the U.S. rental market just as spring home‑buying optimism waned. Higher energy prices and supply‑chain disruptions are pushing landlords to raise rents, while prospective buyers face tighter credit and lingering mortgage‑rate uncertainty. The...

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Donald Trump Has An Iran Peace Plan
NewsMar 25, 2026

Donald Trump Has An Iran Peace Plan

The United States conveyed a 15‑point peace proposal to Iran via Pakistan, offering expanded sanctions relief in exchange for limits on Tehran’s nuclear and ballistic‑missile programs. Iran rejected the plan, insisting on maintaining its missile capabilities and demanding tighter controls...

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The War’s Not Over
NewsMar 24, 2026

The War’s Not Over

The article warns that the conflict with Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) is far from resolved, highlighting the corps’ recent pay‑cycle failures and deteriorating morale. It notes that the United States is leveraging naval mine‑countermeasure assets, including newly‑tested unmanned...

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The Regimes Are Dead. Long Live The Regimes.
NewsMar 23, 2026

The Regimes Are Dead. Long Live The Regimes.

Donald Trump announced a postponement of threatened strikes on Iran’s power plants, prompting a rapid rally in U.S. equities and a sharp decline in crude oil prices. CNBC seized on the move, wondering whether the market surge signaled the long‑awaited...

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Operation ‘Rage Flip’
NewsMar 21, 2026

Operation ‘Rage Flip’

Operation ‘Rage Flip’ erupted in late March, exposing extreme price volatility as a chart‑driven rally flipped a steep decline into a rapid surge. Traders on the floor, including Stephen Walton, described the move as a herd‑culling event that overwhelmed typical...

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US New Home Sales Collapse
NewsMar 19, 2026

US New Home Sales Collapse

U.S. new‑home sales plunged in February, posting a 9.5% month‑over‑month decline—the steepest drop since 2013. The slowdown coincided with mortgage rates hovering above 7%, weakening buyer affordability. Builder confidence fell to its lowest level since 2020, and unsold inventory rose...

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ECB Warns Of ‘Material Impact’ From Iran War
NewsMar 19, 2026

ECB Warns Of ‘Material Impact’ From Iran War

The European Central Bank left policy rates unchanged on Thursday, echoing expectations, but warned that the ongoing Iran‑Israel conflict could have a material impact on inflation across the euro area. The ECB’s statement highlighted heightened uncertainty around energy supplies and...

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‘Standard Learning’
NewsMar 18, 2026

‘Standard Learning’

Jerome Powell’s Wednesday press conference highlighted two core messages. First, the Federal Reserve is still waiting for tariff‑related price pressures to filter through the economy, a lag that officials hope will resolve around mid‑year. Second, Powell emphasized that it is...

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Fed On Hold, Retains 2026 Rate Projection Amid War Angst
NewsMar 18, 2026

Fed On Hold, Retains 2026 Rate Projection Amid War Angst

On Wednesday, the Federal Reserve left its benchmark interest rate unchanged at the 5.25%‑5.50% range, reaffirming its projection that rates will remain at this level through 2026. The decision followed a two‑day policy meeting marked by cautious deliberations but no...

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Wholesale Inflation Rose Sharply Ahead Of Iran War
NewsMar 18, 2026

Wholesale Inflation Rose Sharply Ahead Of Iran War

U.S. wholesale price growth accelerated sharply in March 2026, marking the third consecutive month of above‑trend increases according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The Wholesale Price Index rose 0.7% month‑over‑month and 4.2% year‑over‑year, the fastest pace since 2022. The...

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Iran War Shatters Bullish Wall Street Consensus
NewsMar 17, 2026

Iran War Shatters Bullish Wall Street Consensus

The outbreak of war in Iran has shattered the previously bullish consensus on Wall Street, prompting professional money managers to slash global growth forecasts and shift heavily into cash. Cash allocations among hedge funds, pension funds and sovereign wealth funds...

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Your Hedges Are Bleeding
NewsMar 16, 2026

Your Hedges Are Bleeding

The piece highlights a widening gap between realized equity volatility and the higher implied volatility priced into options, suggesting market complacency. It warns that clearing existing puts and VIX call positions ahead of the upcoming FOMC meeting and QOPEX could...

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Thawing Dragon
NewsMar 16, 2026

Thawing Dragon

Former President Donald Trump has largely diverted his attention away from China and President Xi, despite a scheduled meeting later this month. Observers note Trump’s tendency to concentrate on single, transactional issues, leaving broader geopolitical concerns sidelined. The article argues...

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Battle-Weary Fed Confronts Another Supply Shock
NewsMar 15, 2026

Battle-Weary Fed Confronts Another Supply Shock

The Federal Reserve is confronting a new supply‑side shock that threatens to revive inflationary pressures as geopolitical tensions persist. Central banks are diverging, with Australia likely to raise rates again while Europe and the UK pause policy tightening. This split...

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‘No Exit Ramp’: Markets Fear War Spiral After Kharg Strikes
NewsMar 15, 2026

‘No Exit Ramp’: Markets Fear War Spiral After Kharg Strikes

Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi declared the Strait of Hormuz open to all except the United States and its allies, following a recent strike on the Iranian tanker Kharg. The remarks sparked concerns that Tehran could restrict American vessels, intensifying...

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Weekly: War Comes To The US Front-End
NewsMar 13, 2026

Weekly: War Comes To The US Front-End

U.S. Treasury markets experienced a sharp front‑end rally this week, with two‑year yields climbing roughly 20 basis points while ten‑year yields added about 12 basis points. The differential move produced a bear‑flattened curve, indicating heightened short‑term rate pressure. Market participants...

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Fed’s Favorite Core Inflation Measure Hit Multi-Year High Before War
NewsMar 13, 2026

Fed’s Favorite Core Inflation Measure Hit Multi-Year High Before War

U.S. core inflation accelerated to a 3.1% year‑over‑year increase in January 2026, the fastest pace in nearly two years. The Bureau of Economic Analysis released the data after a delay caused by the prolonged government shutdown. This measure, the Fed’s...

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US Economy Gets Sharp Downgrade In Stagflationary GDP Update
NewsMar 13, 2026

US Economy Gets Sharp Downgrade In Stagflationary GDP Update

The U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis revised fourth‑quarter 2024 GDP growth to roughly 0.5% annualized, half of the initially reported rate. The slowdown coincides with persistently high inflation, reinforcing concerns of a stagflationary environment. Business leaders across diverse sectors report...

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Market Derelict On Oil Inflation Risk, Albert Edwards Says
NewsMar 12, 2026

Market Derelict On Oil Inflation Risk, Albert Edwards Says

Albert Edwards warns that markets are overlooking the inflationary pressure from a new oil price spike, arguing that bond yields could rise if the risk is ignored. He notes that unlike the previous surge, stimulus cash has largely vanished, so...

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Cool Inflation Report Is Old News In Hot War
NewsMar 11, 2026

Cool Inflation Report Is Old News In Hot War

The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported underlying price growth of 0.2% in February, a slight dip to 0.216% versus the whisper forecast. The figure aligned with most economists’ expectations, easing concerns about a resurgence of core inflation. Despite the...

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Will Oracle’s Cloud Growth Stanch The Bleeding?
NewsMar 10, 2026

Will Oracle’s Cloud Growth Stanch The Bleeding?

Oracle announced a 31% year‑over‑year increase in cloud revenue for the fourth quarter of 2025, signaling a potential turnaround after several quarters of declining traditional software sales. The growth is driven by rising demand for AI‑enabled workloads, autonomous database services,...

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In US Housing, A Faint Pulse. But That’s It.
NewsMar 10, 2026

In US Housing, A Faint Pulse. But That’s It.

Existing home sales in the United States posted a modest 1.7% increase in February, marking the first uptick after a sharp decline the previous month. The rise caught many economists off‑guard, as most forecasts anticipated a continued slide. While the...

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The Sun Grew Black As Sackcloth, The Moon Became Like Blood
NewsMar 8, 2026

The Sun Grew Black As Sackcloth, The Moon Became Like Blood

A cache of former Iraq administrator Paul Bremer’s daily emails was recently uncovered in Yale’s archives, offering an unvarnished view of the Coalition Provisional Authority’s early challenges. The correspondence starkly contrasts with Bremer’s public statements, revealing operational chaos and policy...

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Goldilocks Makes Surprise Cameo In US Services Sector
NewsMar 4, 2026

Goldilocks Makes Surprise Cameo In US Services Sector

The Institute for Supply Management released a surprisingly strong services‑sector PMI on March 4, showing the index climb to 55.2, well above the 53.5 consensus. New orders surged 4.1% month‑over‑month and employment added roughly 150,000 jobs, underscoring robust demand. Analysts dubbed...

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What We Just Learned About The Dollar
NewsMar 3, 2026

What We Just Learned About The Dollar

The dollar continues to function as a global safe‑haven asset even amid acute crises, reaffirming its appeal to risk‑averse investors. Simultaneously, elevated U.S. Treasury yields are drawing capital despite lingering concerns over fiscal deficits and policy uncertainty. Market data shows...

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